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Woman Demotivational Poster


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223279
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am, #105122
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm, #88984
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82494
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82493
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm, #67438
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm, #67437
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm, #36806
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm, #27651
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am, #223645
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223642
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223641
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am, #223640
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223639
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223637
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm, #69366
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm, #45613
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40520
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40519
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am, #31298
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #14276
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm, #14059
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm, #14036
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm, #8376
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am, #247386
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm, #228368
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am, #228031
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm, #227772

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm, #227770
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm, #241325
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.


TAGS: funny ugly woman
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by aintright

donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:36 pm, #255367
really mooooooooooooooooo your thinking about *** if no then sorry for sayin that! but what Kelly said is really really true you shouldn't be like that to people who got sick don't mess with my only cyber friend promise ya guys? ha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:28 pm, #227754
That's true, you guys shouldn't pick on her....she might have a nice body and paper bags are free. (it's the internet pal, grow a pair!)
kelly11lucile - January 19, 2012, 11:48 am, #227751
OMG WHOEVER MADE THIS IS SICK!!!! SHE'S A REAL PERSON, AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE HER AS A PIN UP!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! -_- CYBER BULLYING(EVEN INADVERTENTLY)IS IMMATURE. GROW UP!


WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.




OCCUPY .................. -




STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by dy2012

soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm, #240017
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm, #239191
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am, #234759
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




A REAL MAN -


TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm, #191988

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm, #191975

lolz


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm, #177711
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm, #177666
ROR! Nice one.


THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm, #239194
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm, #231861

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm, #231850

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm, #231847
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am, #231835

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am, #231820
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am, #170674
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am, #170673
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm, #233650
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm, #233521
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm, #219578

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am, #219571

personal experience?


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am, #225331
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am, #221656
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am, #212758
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm, #155336
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am, #154126

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am, #154120
Good one Wit!


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm, #232961
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232690

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm, #232687

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #232685

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm, #232682

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...




SINGLE -


TAGS: man joke woman
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 21, 2011, 8:50 am, #226010
for example: "Dating sites for singles"
gas - November 21, 2011, 8:46 am, #226009
it can be an adjective or a noun too: "an unmarried person, especially one who is relatively young."
SentineLEX - November 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225998
Single is an adjective... You don't say "I am a single", you say "I am single".


BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm, #253361
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am, #187418
Bingo! 5L


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by whatisgoingon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm, #248064
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am, #219727
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am, #219722
5L's this has literally made my day. x


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm, #220180
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm, #131565
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm, #82963
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm, #82961
I would give her an A+++


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am, #243969
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm, #243964
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am, #222330
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am, #222286
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm, #222276
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm, #222275
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm, #222132
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am, #222110
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm, #222072
Or too black and bitter...


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




DEAR GOD -




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm, #251046
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250010
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm, #245536
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245515
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm, #245504
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #244113
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm, #237578
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm, #232408
5L


WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.


TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm, #239518
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am, #239320
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am, #239319
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm, #239311
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm, #239310
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm, #239302
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by mariand

GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am, #233536
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: h** steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am, #240156
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am, #240155
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am, #240089
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm, #231236

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am, #231204
nice one ;)


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am, #104145
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234689
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am, #234688
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am, #234578
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


SIGNS OF THE APOCALYSPE -


TAGS: rosie lesbian woman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by bassman007

maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:26 pm, #226414
Pray For Me


SANDWICH -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #116460
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm, #116459
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm, #107782
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am, #107611
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am, #107603
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am, #107596
no name again?


A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




1st Date Epic Fail -




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




EITHER A TINY WOMAN - Or a big pussy ....


TAGS: huge cat woman
Rating: 4.38/5
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 11:54 am, #150878
She could be a tiny woman with a big p****.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2010, 8:35 am, #150824
That's Verismo Leonetti Reserve Red, the world's longest cat, so yeah, that's a big p**** 2nd paragraph http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon#Breed_description


TELLITLIKEITIS -


TAGS: anorexia thin sad woman girl
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:43 am, #248151
And on that note... I'm the first in a while to comment on this poster.... kinda.
Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:06 pm, #239938
jedimonk...what??? >:(
jedimonk - October 3, 2012, 8:51 am, #239686
I'm goinjg to go with, "what is a statement that fat chicks say to make themself feel better about h** chicks?"
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 12:14 am, #208722
so sad that a persons self image of can be such a trap
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:36 pm, #208713

she actully died nov 17, complications due to anorexia...she was 28.
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 8:30 pm, #208712
did she choke on a grain of rice?
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:26 pm, #208711

sadly this woman died this week.
LinkFox101113 - October 3, 2010, 5:38 am, #196583
Get in the kitchen and make... yourself a sandwich? lol
forseti - October 3, 2010, 3:58 am, #196581
for 35 kg she has a very nice face. how fantastic would she looks with at least 20 kg more...
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 10:42 pm, #196556
That poor girl needs a sandwich.
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:42 pm, #196540
It is very sad that they feel they have to starve themselves very good post 5/5
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:35 pm, #196537
Slainte!
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196536
Not really.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196535
Well, irish is a plus in my book... even if you're not freckled.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196534
Literally.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:32 pm, #196533
Haa, haa, no, close, Irish (large family).
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:30 pm, #196531
Are you italian?
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:28 pm, #196530
Ditto. Am I was raised never to waste food, so hence, no spoon would be used afterwards.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm, #196529
I have to agree with rerun.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm, #196528
Took me a second or two to figure that one out. But true. Usually it's the teeth indents on the hands and fingers that show.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196527

I like to spoon with coffee ice cream
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196526
Shortest path to the dark side..... Fat leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm, #196525
This is the fault of poor mothering. A woman should feel comfortable in teaching her 10 year old daughter what spooning really means.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm, #196524
Nope, he was an overweight man.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:21 pm, #196523
Your ex was a teenage girl? Hawt.


PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream


TAGS: wonder woman atom comics
Rating: 3.15/5


LIFE LESSON -




THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am, #222541
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am, #220297
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm, #220241
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm, #220234

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.


TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by blesic

Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am, #233506
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm, #233493

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm, #233486

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)


PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am, #223810
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am, #223785
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm, #222922
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm, #222912
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm, #222911
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm, #222903
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am, #222894
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am, #222884
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am, #222878
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am, #222876
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WOODS. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.




LIFESAVER -




THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228542
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm, #228540
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am, #228525

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm, #228514
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm, #228491
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm, #228489
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


MEGAN FOX AS WONDER WOMAN? - Dream on fanboys! (Bitch needs to learn to act first.)


TAGS: wonder woman megan fox dc comics d c comic book
Rating: 2.96/5

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Darwolf - May 3, 2010, 9:26 pm, #174585
Ha! Good one and its the truth. Plus she kinda remind me of crack wh***.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 9:24 pm, #102058
First of all, she is not a dog!! Next, she can act. (Hey, she is no Hallie Berry.)(Not even Jessica Alba.) But she has a style all her own. I think she can be a good wonder woman.
TigerKid - July 27, 2009, 12:19 am, #100702
Act? Why would a Wonder Woman movie call for an experienced acterss? All Wonder Woman needs to do is be h**, with black hair, blue eyes and spin in a f***ing circle. She really doesnt even need that much. They could just CG that **** in.
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 7:36 pm, #100612
Isnt that the truth... and some stumpy thumbs :p


TRUE BEAUTY -


TAGS: fast car nice woman
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:11 pm, #171335
Another 5Ls for Face. Great job.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:18 pm, #171321
And after you're broke, you pass it off to the next eager sucker with a fat bank account.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm, #171320
Don't forget - costs more to enjoy and maintain than you make in a year.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm, #171302
A good solid pop start always works best, imo
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 4:26 pm, #171298
does it start with just a twist of the fingers?
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm, #171292
do either one of them turn over for you? 5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 2:51 pm, #171286
This pic had been burning a whole in my fodder folder for a while now.
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:40 pm, #171281
oh, why did you have to do that to me


CREATION - First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.




ex-girlfriend -




GIRLS -




OMG - Why is this not the Iron Man sequel?




IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN -




CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.




PERFECT WOMAN - she is it


TAGS: mime quiet woman
Rating: 2.65/5

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flaahghhgh - June 12, 2009, 11:55 pm, #86445
holy **** you can see her burger right through them leggins. Noice!!!
burnie - May 3, 2009, 11:34 am, #77423
I want this mime to be on my birthday, anyone know how I can contact her ?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:54 am, #74234
Greta! Just great! THANKS for nothing Alixa...stupid eye strain....ow! Ow! Ow!
Alixa - April 20, 2009, 12:21 am, #74134
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY You can see through those leggings. ;D
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 10:06 pm, #30580
shes h** ...........and she doesnt talk. ULTRA WIN.


UNDENIABLE TRUTH -


TAGS: mother love woman genuine ****
Rating: 4.84/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm, #205738

awesome!


NSFW - Rules are rules


TAGS: nsfw burka muslim woman
Rating: 3.82/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:12 pm, #213736
every once in a while a newb stumbles on vintage material, perfect way to get it bumped out of the grave....
CpnKangaroo - March 7, 2011, 2:37 pm, #213735
didn't know people still commented on mine
Greeny - March 6, 2011, 11:26 am, #213688
That would be a hassle
culos - March 6, 2011, 10:37 am, #213685
KIT in mass production, I hope they have enough Hoffs to drive them
SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 7:36 am, #213671
they look like ninjas to me
David A - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am, #160474
I get the one in the back! She's h**!
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 6:11 pm, #160366
What is this? Motifake Girls gone wild? Bunch of tramps!


ABCS OF ROMANCE -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 6:03 pm, #231922
Wow... Rick... I don't know if a good comment or bad... I'm going to pass on any snappy replies at this time
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 6:02 pm, #231921
Ah, see, there ya go, all's answered XD and I'm thinking more a rump to match the anatomy on my body that's been kicked
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 10:28 pm, #231659

Why, no, Rick, I have no idea what you mean {blink...blinkblinkblink}
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:59 pm, #231656
I believe he has already got a bone... If you know what I mean...
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 5:26 pm, #231648

LOL~~thanks, Mor. When I first tried uploadiing this the system wouldn't ake it because it was 2MG, so I compressed it. That's probably where the blurry came from. You want a t-bone or a New York?
M0rd3kaI - March 19, 2012, 5:21 pm, #231647
Don't kill yourself on that fact alone, remember that if you make a picture on your PC and it is very very big (or small) most websites slightly change the size of a picture before posting it. and on that note... 5L, now where's that steak for my eye??
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 3:58 pm, #231638

Big sigh!~I made this in a ph**o program then uploaded it through Motifake. It's blurry. Crap :(


Spanking -


TAGS: man spanking woman anger
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 13, 2013, 8:21 am, #250353
Watch out for the return match, she'll be using the cast iron skillet that was bought as a wedding present.


WORDS - They are everything.


TAGS: fat woman shop
Rating: 4.53/5

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GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm, #136993
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm, #127292
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am, #126907
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm, #126792
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm, #126780
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm, #105274
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm, #105272
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm, #90575
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am, #90559

I need a translation in order to vote.


DATING -




SENT WIFE & DOG TO DOG OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY MONEYS WORTH!




STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - ..and now we play the waiting game.


TAGS: superhero wonder woman b******
Rating: 4.77/5

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TehOz - March 15, 2011, 7:20 pm, #214355
itll take a while to adjust to these moderators tastes
TheOne - March 15, 2011, 6:06 am, #214314
Don't die too early I see something from these fakes.5L.
voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:53 am, #214296
I hate this game. But 5 amazons on the floor.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 12:42 am, #214295
Tyvm
crankyhead - March 15, 2011, 12:34 am, #214294
Hey new guy, good 5how.
5150monkeylove - March 15, 2011, 12:28 am, #214292
Waaaaay better than my first, or most of them to be honest
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:51 pm, #214286
TY
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:50 pm, #214285
Ive been building Lolz for 2 years, I needed a new forum and I welcome the challenge.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm, #214284
It shows. Welcome aboard. Prepare to be judged harshly, now that you've proven ability.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm, #214274
For quite some time. Ty
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:35 pm, #214271
Well, well... this is too good for a seedling. How long have you been lurking? 5L


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - If chocolate is a girl’s best friend Then low self-esteem must be a man's




SPELLCHECKER -




THERE COMES THAT MOMENT - when you turn to your friends and say "She's the one"


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.53/5

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culos - August 19, 2010, 8:02 am, #189968
all of the above....
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:27 am, #189967
This would be a good topic on the calendar. What's that moment for you? Guiness, cookies, her h** sister showing up...?
Airman - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm, #189912
the deer or the girl? don't you mess up my fantasy
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:57 pm, #189907
I want to agree, but are you sure that's not a buck?
jackripper - August 18, 2010, 1:21 pm, #189895
Yes she is!!


PERCEPTION - A woman who can not be ugly is never beautiful.


TAGS: woman ugly beautiful
Rating: 4.23/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:42 pm, #226651
Might I recommend this be added to another motinet site, like MotiTwist or Philosophy?
mariand - December 13, 2011, 5:29 pm, #226574
hmm...interesting


ATHENA -


TAGS: gods woman headache nag
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:31 pm, #147567
Truth.


LADIES MAN - When you got both Batgirl & Wonder Woman fighting over you, you're officially a chick magnet.




CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?




JAPANESE WOMEN -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.7/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:55 am, #228424
and then g5t away with h5lf his as*ets plus 5limony ahahah


PREDATOR - unresistably wild and beautiful when it pounces you will enjoy it the greatest predator of all, WOMAN




THE KITCHEN - It's on fire!!


TAGS: demotivational funny woman posters
Rating: 4.21/5

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Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:07 am, #235879
LMAO!! Run B*tch!!! 5L


IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm, #218462
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm, #80271
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm, #77741
the green arrow is not that bad


MONEY -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:49 am, #228446
interesting point! ;)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:58 am, #228425
r5ght for the woman, but what man in his right mind will pay $2 for an item he can get on *bay from the woman who bought it for 1 buck and didn't need it in the first place ?? lol


My Posse -


TAGS: catwoman
Rating: 4.67/5

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BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:09 pm, #249930
The pun here would play well on MAD too, methinks
Bolverk3778 - September 22, 2013, 7:21 pm, #249925
But not as tight as your 'catsuit'!!


ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new


TAGS: woman recycle new
Rating: 4.63/5

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DonPandon - May 19, 2011, 10:54 am, #218760
Recycling has limited uses...
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am, #218742
aawww... I'd recycle her once or twice...


FROM TIME TO TIME - I like to cook dinner, to see how easy a woman has it.


TAGS: cook dinner woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - July 5, 2011, 2:30 pm, #220998
LOL...this is great
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:04 am, #220870
Bwahahahaha... 5 Sammiches


THE BLUES - A PRIMER -


TAGS: well i got a woman
Rating: 4.36/5

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Chompers - March 23, 2010, 8:10 pm, #166544
They call me.....Creepy Gra** Jackson
spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:15 pm, #166370
Very cool. Starter blues name: No Toes Cherry Nixon. 5Ls.
Airman - March 22, 2010, 6:14 pm, #166369
I have been on Beale, but not for the full experience. We ran out of time.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:05 pm, #166368
Airman, ever walk take the Beale Street walk?
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 6:00 pm, #166367
thr trumpet is a beautiful instrument! i'm not playing with any trumpet players right now, but with two sax players that bring the house down! I play the guitar, and the blues are the all I play! :)
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 5:56 pm, #166365
Jake, WTF! You trying to get a fellow motifaker fired! Holy crap i needed a laugh like that!
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 5:00 pm, #166357
I woke up this mo'nin', zits all over the place, Yeah I woke up this mo'nin', I had a pizza face, Big Momma screamin' at me... Yeah the b**** is hard on my case! Ba dum Ba Dump.
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 4:58 pm, #166356
And if Double is trying to infer that 17 y/o white boys have nothing to sing the Blues about....try being one!
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:45 pm, #166355
if you are talking to me.. I have socks that old. I was 17 a loooong time ago
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:26 pm, #166353
I am. Why do you ask?
Double - March 22, 2010, 4:22 pm, #166352
You are a 17 year old white boy, right?
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:09 pm, #166349
you guys are cracking me up. Love the names. I used to play the trumpet, and was getting fairly good but I had to give it up in 10th grade. Hard to march at halftime when you are a defensive tackle. band teacher wouldn't budge, nor would football coach
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm, #166345
btw 5 lions! do you play any instrument Airman? :)
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm, #166344
you dont have to be old to sing and play the blues, if you got it, you got it, if you dont, that means youre doing just fine :p
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 3:27 pm, #166343
I was wondering about that...I mean, what if you were homeless living in a cardboard box on the beach...no, or maybe your wife left you pennyless with no ticket home and you had to live next to the beach...no both of those would be pretty sweet. :)
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 1:17 pm, #166328
5 depressed whiskey's for you Airman!! I especially like "You can't get the Blues in Hawaii".
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 1:16 pm, #166327
Woke up this mo'nin on the wrong side of the bed, di'nt realize it wasn't mine 'till I felt a gun on my head.... -Gimpythumb Apple Garfield
MO - March 22, 2010, 12:11 pm, #166323
HELP!!! We're getting spamed in the forums!!! Frickin shoe salesman!!! (not a joke)
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:08 pm, #166322
5 beautiful notes from my bass guitar, Mr. Airman!!!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:03 pm, #166319
5 Fat River Dumplings From Blind Melon Chitlin'


ROLE PLAYING - Caveman Something Best Played Indoors.




WHAT A RELIEF! - ME TOO!




LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am, #132503
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am, #132502
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am, #132501
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am, #132500
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am, #132499
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am, #132498
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am, #132496
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am, #132495
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am, #132494
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am, #132493
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am, #132492
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am, #132488
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am, #132481
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am, #132480
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am, #132474
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am, #132473
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm, #132276
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm, #108409
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am, #105109
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am, #81500
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm, #80653
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm, #76636
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm, #69927
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm, #67337
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am, #54256
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am, #54254
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am, #54253
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm, #54248
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm, #54246
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm, #54203
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm, #54199
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm, #54185
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm, #54179
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)




OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?




ORIGINALITY -




PREGNACY -


TAGS: birth change woman mariand
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 3:11 pm, #231006
Thank you... regarding spell check, for a guy who never took english lessons and isn't native english speaker, I think I'm OK... BTW, this is a part of learning for me and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
carebear - March 9, 2012, 10:48 am, #230953
(carebear BANNED)


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